Missing: Matesprite. Found: Kismesis. Willing to trade.

In other words, in response to the last post, my boyfriend broke up with me and told me he was my kismesis...  

I'm going to go have a giggle fit then cry my heart out.
Moving plans have been cancelled. 

~6~9~6~9~

 
Missing: Matesprite
Eyes: brown
Hair: brown, curly
Skin: white
Speaks English, and in a  British  accent at times. Does not like spatulas or animals much. Can be lured in by recees cups and chocolate and pizza. Does not speak Spanish. Has a funny sense of humor that is adorable. Responds to the name "Al".

Please call me at 1-800-382-5978 if found.
$morethanyouwouldeverneed reward.
 

 ~6~9~6~9~

Please return home, Mr. Matesprite. I miss you dearly...