Reasons why I hate my family (langu alert)

#0
When they make a joke that makes no sense and I make one back, they take it terribly and start screaming at me and insulting me and blaming shit on me.

#1
When they do something and blame it on me.
Like leave a glass on the coffee table. BITCH PLEASE I KNOW THAT WASN'T ME I was using the damn blue cup with the straw.

#2
When they think it's appropriate for a ten year old to have the front seat while the adult is forced to sit in the very back.

#3
When they leave the pet care to you. I DID NOT GET A PUPPY LAST YEAR. I got a puppy FIVE AND A HALF YEARS AGO. My puppy IS GROWN. I DO NOT WANT TO LET YOURS OUT EVERY TEN MINUTES.

#4
When they accuse you of being online too much.
I have a life, a blog, and games to check on. Stop fussing or I'll rant about my research again.

#5
When they complain about my research ranting.
NO MOM MY RESEARCH IS NOT A GAME I PLAY it's RESEARCH and I'd appreciate some damn interest.

(To be continued....)